A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
convert your office into a horrible disaster
reblog if you dont know what downton abbey is but you’re pretty sure it pisses you off
cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
reblog if your vagina glows in the dark
We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us