awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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butt-berry:

I like to think that part of Team Flare’s $5 million joining fee includes a few amateur dramatics acting classes run by Lysandre

cumsock:

phukers:

milk?!? Problematic!!! Delete ur fuckin blog

milk is problematic do! not! drink!

strklr:

boys in crop tops 2014

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

churchsext:

list of states that im pretty sure do not exist: 

  • utah
  • arkansas
  • delaware
  • conneticut or wahtever
  • wyoming
  • new hampshire
  • new mexico
  • oklahoma
  • vermont
  • seriousl y what the hell